Have a laugh

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!”

A prospective husband in a book store asked “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.

Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.

A man in Hell asked the Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ?
After making the call he asked how much he has to pay.
Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.

Wife : I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I  wish that too, so I could have a new one every day !

Husband to wife – Today is a fine day. Next day he repeats : Today is a fine day. Again, the next day he says the same thing. Finally after a week, the wife couldn’t take it anymore and asks: for the last week, you have said “Today is a fine day". I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband : Last week, when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was trying to remind you……"